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Well, I can't think of many things this would be safe for. In fact, I'm writing this with blood pouring out of my ears and eyes.

Don't these guys have mothers who beg them not to go out in the world and make arses of themselves? Don't they have girlfriends, or even a few Metal friends, who tell them that you *do not* do that sort of cover wearing a white plastic belt holding up your black jeans, where you've tucked your t-shirt in? With your hand in your pocket? And wearing a cap? Doing your own backing vocals? While strolling along the stage as if in B&Q?
Has it not occurred to them why they were called "headbangers"? I guess the only headbanging this lot has done was just before they agreed to go on stage, it's amazing what a concussion can do to you.

And did nobody tell them that the Bontempi keyboard is ok to play for your grandparents after a Christmas slap-up, when you're, oh, I don't know, 10?

Why did the roadie not unplug, at the very least, the, ahem, singer and, ahem, keyboard player? I mean, the guitarist was no Satriani, but if he and the drummer took a few lessons they might have a chance.

Now, *this* is how you do it. Look at the three cellists and tell me they're not having a collective orgasm!

Or, if you prefer the original thing, check this and drool.

Even a little older and calmer, the boys still rock.

And this is just too good for words!

Errr... I think I have just given away one of my guilty secrets :)))