Why I love Britain

For the British sense of humour.

Exhibit 1:

"You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with Spider-Man and two cross-dressing men."

Exhibit 2:

"While we respect people's right to protest peacefully, the safety of the community is paramount. If you want to come to Manchester to protest don't get involved in disorder as you will get dealt with in a positive, firm and appropriate manner."

Now I'm scared :D